I simply cannot this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.

• Maybe I should change my habits
• Surely this is a dream
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

You Won't Believe What Just Happened!

I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Did You See That?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of rabbits came out from behind a car. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.

I click here couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

My friends won't believe this just occurred. , I kid you not, I feel I'm going to faint! Everything was just totally absurd.

• It's unreal
• No joke
• I'm going to have to write this down

Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!

It's Beyond Me

Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I struggle with understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I re-read what I've been told?